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occupyrichierich:

The Carnival Man showed Dollar the freak show exhibit where all the misshapen failed attempts at a dollar-sign-spotted dog are kept alive on display, their whimpers to an absent God silent to the horrified patrons thanks to soundproof glass.

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I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

(via unclescrooge)

occupyrichierich:

this is a comic called richie rich money world where the titular character eyes the reader smugly while a gold-plated robot fans him with a stack of bills

why was richie rich ever a thing

what was the appeal

i don’t fucking understand

occupyrichierich:

when you never have to work a day in your life you have time to cultivate some useless-ass skills

occupyrichierich:

…or it would be the logical end point if they didn’t pull this six issues later.  next time don’t rely on load-bearing drywall, richie!

special bonus for keen-eyed readers: blonde gloria in the portrait sidebar, ginger gloria in the cover in both person and photo!  figure THAT shit out

comic-covers:

(1971)

occupyrichierich:

I’m sort of impressed it took them a whole 39 issues to use this pun.

occupyrichierich:

little bit creepy

occupyrichierich:

why do you keep doing this animal bank shit

whale banks aren’t even a thing

unclescrooge:

Leaving.  Be back in about an hour.